"I am scared easily, here is a list of my fears: 1. Small spaces, 2. large spaces, 3. heights, 4. crowds, 5. being alone, 6. being watched, 7. being ignored, 8. being laughed at, 9. being touched, 10. …"

"The ideal motion picture is a blank screen and the voice of the director."

"I enjoy playing the audience like a piano."

"A man's best friend is his mother. His second best friend is his wife. And his third best friend is a dog. After that, forget it."

"I've never been very keen on women who hang their sex round their neck like baubles. I think it should be discovered. It's more interesting to discover the sex in a woman than it is to have it thrown …"