"I walked across the room and when I turned around there was smoke coming out of Groucho's head!"

"I'm not afraid of anything. I'm just afraid of being alone."

"I used to get the feeling, and sometimes I still get it, that sometimes I was fooling somebody; I don't know who or what, maybe myself."

"I knew a boy once who was so shy, he used to turn around when he talked to me."

"I sleep in two drops of Chanel No. 5."