"I don't mind if you don't like my jokes. I just don't want you to tell me about it."

"The first time I ever saw a vagina up close, I thought somebody had been skinned alive."

"I got rich and famous. And then I got scared. Because I realized I could lose it all."

"You know, you're not famous until you get shot."

"I’m not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells."