"I don't like to talk about politics. Because I don't know anything about it. I just know what I see."

"I'm not a bitter person. I'm just a person who sees things for what they are."

"The only time you hear the word 'nigger' is when a black man says it to another black man. That's the only time you hear it. White folks don't even say it no more. They say 'you people.'"

"I believe the children are our future. Unless we stop them now."

"I'm a comedian. My job is to make people laugh. And if I can make 'em think, too, that's a bonus."