"I'm not a narcissist. I just think I'm better than everyone else."

"I was in the hospital, and I looked at my chart, and it said, 'Richard Pryor, 42 years old, male, black.' I said, 'Damn, they got me right on the chart!'"

"I was in the joint for eleven days. Eleven days in the joint. I went in there a negro, I come out a nigger."

"I'm not a lawyer. I'm just a guy who likes to argue."

"I was a virgin till I was 20. I didn't lose my virginity, I know exactly where I left it."