"“I'm not trying to divide people. I'm trying to unite them through laughter.”"

"Every Black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'"

"“I'm not going to let anyone make me feel bad for being me.”"

"I'm not a philosopher. I'm a comedian who thinks deeply."

"I wish I had more hands, so I could give those titties four thumbs down!"