"I'm not a politician. I'm a comedian. I'm here to make you laugh, not vote."

"The only thing that matters is what you do with the time you have."

"You can't be afraid to offend people. If you're afraid to offend people, you're not doing your job."

"The only way to truly understand someone is to walk a mile in their shoes. Or, you know, just listen to them."

"Every Black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.'"