"“I don't care about your feelings. I care about the truth.”"

"The only thing that's important is to be true to yourself."

"Sometimes the funniest thing to do is to be honest."

"I'm a very good liar. I could lie to you right now and you'd be like, 'Oh, that's a good story.'"

"They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, 'Oscar, you are so mean! Isn't he kids?' 'Yeah, Oscar! You're a grouch!' It'…"