"“You can't be mad at me for telling jokes. I'm a comedian.”"

"“I'm not a hater. I'm a comedian.”"

"“The LGBTQ community, they're not really helping themselves by being so sensitive.”"

"“I'm not going to let anyone dictate my art.”"

"Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He…"