"The only thing that's consistent in life is inconsistency."

"I won’t say 'shit' on stage, but I’ll say 'fuck.' 'Shit' is too angry."

"Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God."

"“I'm not a comedian. I'm a social critic.”"

"“A lot of people say to me, 'Why do you say those words?' And I say, 'Because I like them.'”"