We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable residence, as our present accommodations are not befitting an Emperor.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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Strange & Unusual"We do hereby command that a public library be established in this city, for the benefit of all our loyal subjects."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby command all the various religious sects to cease their quarrels and unite in one grand church, under our Imperial protection."
Strange & Unusual"I, Norton I, Emperor of the United States, order the construction of a suspension bridge from Oakland to San Francisco."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable orb, that we may symbolize our dominion over the world."
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