We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to furnish us with a suitable yacht, that we may sail upon the waters of our Imperial bay.
Self-declared Emperor of the United States
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"We do hereby declare that the post office shall be under our Imperial control."
Strange & Unusual"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to provide us with a suitable carriage, that we may travel through our Imperial dominions with ease."
Humorous"We do hereby command the citizens of San Francisco to erect a monument in our honor, in a prominent location in this city."
Humorous"It is hereby ordered that all persons of every description, who may be engaged in the practice of using the abominable word 'Frisco', which has no linguistic or other right to exist, in place of the b…"
Controversial"We do hereby abolish the Republican and Democratic parties of this realm, and do declare them forever suppressed."
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