"We do hereby declare that the United States Navy shall be placed under our Imperial command."

"It is hereby ordered that all dogs in San Francisco be licensed and wear a collar with their owner's name."

"It is our Imperial wish that a grand opera house be built in this city, for the cultural enrichment of our subjects."

"We do hereby declare that the national debt is hereby abolished."

"I, Norton I, Emperor of the United States, order the construction of a suspension bridge from Oakland to San Francisco."