"I'm a spectacular paradox."

"I'm not afraid to look foolish."

"I don't know if I like acting. It's been painful for me. It's been like therapy. I think I'm pretty much done with it."

"I have a pet crow. It's not trained. It attacks me. It pecks at my head. It's like living with a miniature dinosaur."

"I'm not interested in realism. I'm interested in hyper-realism."