"I don't regret anything I've done. I've learned from it."

"I'm not a very good carpenter. I can't even hammer a nail straight."

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."

"I'm just a normal guy who happens to have a very abnormal job."

"I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar."