"Birds are and always have been reincarnated old men with Tourette's syndrome having somehow managed to dupe the reproductive saga. They fuck each other and tend to their home repairs and children whil…"

"I don’t even brush my teeth. I hate toothpaste."

"I started being really proud of the fact that I was gay, even though I wasn't."

"I'm just a normal guy who got lucky."

"I'm a very shy person."