"There are a lot of things I wish I would have done, instead of just sitting around and complaining about having a boring life."

"If you're a sexist, racist, homophobe, or basically an asshole, don't buy this CD. I don't care if you like me, I hate you."

"I'm a heterosexual . . . big deal. But if I was a homosexual, it wouldn't matter either."

"Birds... scream at the top of their lungs in horrified hellish rage every morning at daybreak to warn us all of the truth. They know the truth. Screaming bloody murder all over the world in our ears, …"

"I'm a spokesman for a generation that I don't even know anything about."