"Do you think this needs a doctor? Personally, I like it the way it is."

"...obtain a brand new knife, never used, to open a new box of Kleenex, using the knife to open the slot. After the box is open you are to take the little tag and the first piece of Kleenex and destroy…"

"About all else, I want to be the most famous man in the world. And I don't care by what means I become famous, as long as fame comes."

"I have no desire to be remembered as a playboy. I want to be remembered as a serious businessman."

"I have to wear white gloves. It's for hygiene."