"People Don't Come To See The Tigers; They Come To See Me."

"I'm a good guy. I'm just a little bit crazy."

"The woman must drink bong water for breakfast and probably made beef jerky out of Don Lewis for lunch."

"I had to throw a potato from the living room to the dining room just to run out the door."

"I'm like a modern-day P.T. Barnum, except I've got tigers."