"The good thing about all this is you got to pay for your shit i can just go to a bookstore. and stick it through a hole and get it for free."

"I'm a dreamer, and I'm going to make my dreams come true."

"I'm a gay, white trash, redneck, methamphetamine-smoking, gun-toting tiger king."

"I’m like Elvis—but with tigers."

"I shot five tigers just to prove a point."