"The greatest service you can render to anyone is to help him help himself."

"Xenu is an intergalactic warlord who brought billions of people to Earth and stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs."

"The only way to get rid of engrams is through auditing."

"The purpose of Scientology is to make a person more able."

"A being is only as valuable as his ability to communicate."