"I accomplish mirth. That's the hacker spirit—Ha Ha, Only Serious."

"When I do this, some people think that it's because I want my ego to be fed, right? Of course, I'm not asking you to call it 'Stallmanix'!"

"The internet is a tool for mass surveillance."

"What's the best tool for twisting someone's neck? A torc wrench."

"Whether gods exist or not, there is no way to get absolute certainty about ethics. Without absolute certainty, what do we do? We do the best we can."