"My Saint iGNUcius comedy routine consists of a series of jokes about the fictional Church of Emacs that humorously compare ideas of the free software movement with real aspects of various world religi…"

"The GNU GPL is not Mr. Nice Guy."

"The only way to be a good neighbor is to share your software."

"I dislike c…rap music."

"For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer. (I also have not net connection much of the time.) To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me.…"