"I'm going to paint a picture. I'm going to create a masterpiece."

"I don't play touchbutt in the park with a dork with a ponytail."

"I'm not going to be like the rest of the guys and say, 'I'm going to take his head off.' I'm going to say, 'I'm going to take his whole torso off.'"

"I'm coming for the next one. The next one is mine."

"I'd like to see that little glass jaw shattered all over the floor."