"If you're a man and you're not rich, you're a failure."

"I saw my reflection today and I barely recognized myself. A long beard, a full head of hair."

"I have more self-control than any man you've ever met."

"I'm a realist, and when you're a realist, you're sexist. There's no way you can be rooted in reality and not be sexist."

"They pretend they caught some disease to absolve all responsibility. 'It's not my fault I'm sad,' yes it is. People will do anything to absolve responsibilities. 'It's not my fault I'm poor/sad/fat/st…"