"The globe model is a Masonic conspiracy to hide God and the true nature of creation."

"There's no such thing as outer space. It's all just a big dome above us."

""The Earth isn't flat, it's flat-er than flat.""

"The sun and moon are essentially spotlights, moving in circles above the flat plane."

"I can prove the Earth is flat with a laser pointer and a spirit level. You can't do that with a globe."