"I used to be a drunk. But then I realized I was just wasting my time. I could be doing something else, like getting high."

"Being Bitter Makes You Immobile, And There's Too Much That I Still Want To Do."

"When I was in Africa, the very first day I was there, I saw a Tarzan movie. I said, 'Oh shit, this is where they make those movies.' I saw this white dude swinging through the jungle, hollering, 'Aaaa…"

"I'm not a preacher. I'm just a guy who likes to tell people what to do."

"I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of dying. There's a difference."