"I'm the last of the gladiators."

"I'm not a stuntman. I'm an entertainer."

"I've broken every bone in my body at least once, except my penis. And that's gotten me more pussy than you can shake a stick at."

"I didn't just want to be a daredevil. I wanted to be the best daredevil. I wanted to be Evel Knievel."

"I live life on the edge, and I wouldn't have it any other way."