"I saw the devil when I was in the mental hospital. He was a short, fat guy with a mustache."

"I'm a good person, but I make mistakes."

"I drew a picture of a frog and named him Jeremiah. Then he talked to me."

"I'm just trying to make my dreams come true."

"I was abducted by aliens. They put a plug in my nose and they were trying to steal my songs."