"passionately supporting Richard Nixon and the war in Vietnam, keeping women at home, and practicing an intense love for and devotion to Jesus Christ?"

"nothing's impossible you know the good Lord said that in the scriptures. you know nothing's impossible with him and uh. and certainly that's the only answer I can tell right as long as there's life uh…"

"However, I still yearn and love to sing love songs to young, beautiful girls. My private parts may not function too well, but my heart for love and romance is on fire."

"Be content to be what you are; shiny stones and silver bangles only make you look what you really are."

"Giuliani, a Republican who has yet to announce his candidacy, 'appears to be a very nonest man, with good intentions.'"