"Einstein was wrong when he said, 'God does not play dice'. Consideration of black holes suggests, not only that God does play dice, but that he sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't …"

"The universe is not just full of black holes, it's full of black holes that are eating everything."

"I have no idea. People who boast about their IQ are losers."

"I think that the human race has a great future ahead of it, if we can just learn to cooperate."

"The universe is a beautiful and dangerous place, and I'm glad to be a part of it."