"We spend the first year of a child's life teaching it to walk and talk and the rest of its life telling it to sit down and shut up. Is it any wonder the world is in the mess it's in?"

"You know, the universe is a pretty big place. If it's just us, seems like an awful waste of space."

"The universe is not a machine. It's a dance."

"I'm not saying I'm Batman. I'm just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same room."

"I'm not a fan of the idea of 'alternative facts.' Facts are facts. There's no alternative to them."