"I may not be a man, but I have a man's brain, and I can be just as difficult and demanding as any man."

"I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it’s the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It’s probably the most important thing in a person."

"I mean any gentleman with the slightest chic will give a girl a fifty dollar bill for the powder room."

"I never thought I'd land in pictures with a face like mine."

"I was never very good at being a celebrity. I was always a bit too private."