"The problem with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so many things that aren't so."

"Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music."

"Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

"I'm not a pessimist. I just believe that if you expect the worst, you're rarely disappointed."

"I am not a great man; I'm a simple man who had a great dream."