"I'm a big fan of physical comedy. I think it's timeless."

"I believe in reincarnation. In my next life, I want to be a cat. To sleep 20 hours a day and wait to be fed. To sit and lick my ass. I've always wanted to do that."

"Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money."

"We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race. And the human race is filled with passion."

"If you're not going to be a good example, then you'll just have to be a terrible warning."