"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is a…"

"I'm a little freaked out by the fact that I'm becoming my father. I find myself saying things like, 'Turn off the lights, I'm not paying to light the whole neighborhood!'"

"I think I've found the one thing in life that I'm really good at, and that's being a loudmouth."

"I'm not a megalomaniac. I just want to rule the world."

"I don't have a problem with drugs. I have a problem with people who have a problem with drugs."