"My father was a farmer. My mother was a farmer's wife. And I'm a farmer's son. And I'm proud of it."

"When you have to deal with a man who is a son-of-a-bitch, you have to be a son-of-a-bitch yourself."

"The only thing that I have found that is more difficult than being President is being a candidate for President."

"It isn't the polls that count, it's the totals."

"I don't care what the papers say about me as long as they spell my name right."