"Status quo, you know, is Latin for 'the mess we're in.'"

"I'm not going to pick on the Democrats. They're doing a good enough job on themselves."

"The greatest good we can do for others is not just to share our riches with them, but to reveal to them their own."

"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."

"I've often wondered how we'd stand up to an alien invasion. And then I've thought that if there was an alien threat, that would unite us all."