"The bottom line is I don't believe in a bloke called God in a white suit who sits on a fluffy cloud any more than I believe in a bloke called the Devil with a three-pronged fork and a couple of horns.…"

"I don't understand why people are afraid of new ideas. I'm afraid of old ones."

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."

"At best I've got ten years left — and when you're older, time picks up speed."

"You can never take the violence back."