"Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend."

"An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."

"Dogs are wise. They get a lot more pleasure out of life than we do."

"I have always been a happy person. I have always been a cheerful person. I have always been a contented person."

"The truth, however ugly in itself, is always beautiful in its expression."