"I'm a spokesman for a generation that I don't even know anything about."

"I sing and play the guitar, and I'm a walking, talking bacterial infection."

"I've done enough pot in my life where I don't need to do it anymore i learned too late that it destroys your memory. and now I'm suffering for it."

"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you."

"Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human."