"It's a good thing I'm not a pretty boy, or they'd really be after me."

"The greatest honor that can be paid me is that I have been able to keep my integrity."

"Now. listen I ate your bouquet i drank your dishwater. but damn if I'm going to eat that bug."

"You know, it's easy to be a Monday morning quarterback. It's a lot harder to be a Saturday afternoon quarterback."

"The only thing that I have found that is more difficult than being President is being a candidate for President."