Strange & Unusual Sayings

I am the Jesus Christ of politics.

My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.

I've got this thing, and it's fucking golden. And, uh, I'm just not giving it up for fucking nothing.

I will not be resigning from Congress.

I spell 'God' G-O-O-D. And I spell 'evil' D-I-V-L. Because if you take the 'd' out of 'devil,' it's 'evil.'

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars.

I'm not a big fan of the whole awards season thing. I think it's a little ridiculous.

Art is not a mirror, it is a hammer.

I don't have a problem with over-the-top. I have a problem with under-the-top.

I need to be alone. I need to be free. I need to be me. I need to be me.

I am an iconoclast. I have no respect for dogma.

The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.

We are all just walking each other home.

The syntactical structures of English are living creatures, and they are trying to get out of your mouth and into my head.

I'm Joe Exotic, the Tiger King, the gay, gun-toting, redneck with a mullet.

I'm a mirror. If you look at me, you look at yourself.

If you're born in capitalist America, you're born in sin.

I am the Christ. I am the Anointed One. I am the Lamb.

The only way you can control people is to lie to them. You can write a book, you can tell them anything you want, and they will believe you.

The only way to escape this planet is to leave your human body behind. That is what a 'rapture' is.