Jack Nicholson

The truth is always exciting. Tell it.

I used to think that the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.

Acting is a craft, not an art.

Sell crazy someplace else. We're all stocked up here.

I only take the part if I think I can play it better than anyone else.

Life is theater. So why not live it like one?

Redrum.

Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown.

I believe you have my stapler.

The game is rigged, but you can still play it better than anyone else.

I don't want to be remembered as the guy who sat in a chair.

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes drive a pickup.

My life is an open book, but it's a book that nobody wants to read.

Heeeeere's Johnny!

I think we need a break.

Directing is a great way to spend your life.

The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.

Success is a very scary thing.

I'm the kind of guy who likes to be alone sometimes.