Jack Nicholson

Baseball is like life: you never know what's going to happen.

I don't regret anything. Every scar makes me who I am.

The Joker is the ultimate anarchist.

Love is the most important thing in the world, but boxing is something else.

I always play myself. When I take a role, I can do it my way.

Retirement? I'm just getting started.

Horror movies are fun because they scare you, but you know it's not real.

Politics is show business for ugly people.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

I'm not a method actor. I just do it.

Life's like a movie, write your own ending.

I don't believe in happy endings, but I do believe in endings.

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life.

You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

I'm crazy, but I'm not that crazy.

The older you get, the better you get, unless you are a banana.

I think the best advice I ever got was: 'Don't take yourself so seriously.'

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.