Albert Sabin

Some people are like a good wine, they get better with age. Others are like a bad cheese, they just get moldier.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel... especially if you made them feel stupid.

My doctor told me I had to stop eating red meat. So I switched to green meat. It's much healthier.

The only thing I regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I'm not a genius, I'm just a curious individual with a good memory and a healthy dose of skepticism.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

I believe in the power of positive thinking, but I also believe in the power of a good dose of reality.

The best way to predict the future is to create it, or at least complain about it incessantly.

I've always believed that if you're not making mistakes, you're not trying hard enough. Or you're dead.

The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants in life is often a good excuse.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close. Just ask my mother.

The older I get, the more I realize that the only thing I know for sure is that I know nothing for sure.

My idea of a balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. And a good lawyer.

I've often wondered if the universe has a sense of humor. It certainly has a knack for irony.

The only thing I like more than a good argument is winning a good argument.

I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.

Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get, but you can always hope for the dark ones.

The only thing I fear more than death is a bad cup of coffee.