Mark Twain — "I do not like to be a member of any club that would have me as a member."
I do not like to be a member of any club that would have me as a member.
I do not like to be a member of any club that would have me as a member.
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"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke."
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session."
"The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things that aren't so."
"I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them."
"I like a good story, but I don't believe it."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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