Mark Twain — "I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name."
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
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"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all."
"I have been a great many things in my life, but I have never been a hypocrite."
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
"What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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