George Carlin — "I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to …"
I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy.
I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy.
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"I'm a little freaked out by the number of people who don't seem to notice the difference between 'you're' and 'your.' It's like, there's a huge difference, people!"
"I don't vote. On Election Day, I stay home. I firmly believe that if you vote, you have no right to complain. Now, some people like to twist that around and say, 'If you don't vote, you have no right …"
"I'm not a genius. I'm just a guy who's smart enough to know what he doesn't know."
"All my best words are those that I stole from other people."
"I don’t have pet peeves; I have major psychotic fucking hatreds."
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.
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