George Carlin — "I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to …"
I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy.
I'm not a fan of social media. I think it's a bunch of people who are trying to impress each other, and they're all pretending to be happy.
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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
"I'm not a conspiracy theorist, I'm a conspiracy analyst. Everything I say is based on facts."
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Don't just teach your children to read. Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything."
"I don't believe in luck. I believe in preparation. I believe in seizing opportunities. I believe in making your own luck."
American stand-up comedian whose 'Seven Words You Can't Say on Television' (1972) reached the Supreme Court and reshaped US obscenity law. Closely associated with Richard Pryor (countercultural-comedy peer) and Lenny Bruce (predecessor in obscenity-law fights). For an intellectual contrast, see Tipper Gore, co-founder of the Parents Music Resource Center — the PMRC's 1985 Senate hearings on 'explicit' content labeling are exactly the cultural-establishment force Carlin's free-speech comedy was organized against.
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