Mark Twain — "One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your …"
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
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"I am not an American. I am the American."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
"I have a great many things to say, but I don't know how to say them."
"Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it."
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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