Mark Twain — "One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your …"
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
"The only difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector is that the taxidermist leaves the hide."
"Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
"I have found that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
American humorist and inventor of the American vernacular novel; author of Huckleberry Finn (1884) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer. Closely associated with William Dean Howells (his close friend, editor, and 'Dean of American Letters') and Bret Harte (early collaborator on Western frontier humor). For an intellectual contrast, see Mary Baker Eddy, founder of the Christian Science movement — Twain's Christian Science (1907) is a 200-page sustained polemic against Eddy's claims of supernatural healing — the longest sustained attack of his career.
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